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Robot Mule Put Out to Pasture by Marine Corps
Tue Dec 29, 2015
As soon as we get Mr. Fusion working the power supply will no longer make noise.
Surging Ben Carson Knocks Trump Immigration Plan
Tue Sep 8, 2015
Look, Benjie, you don't have to deport them. All you have to do is stop giving them free stuff. They'll know what to do.
Boy, 11, Fatally Shoots Teenage Intruder During Home Invasion
Thu Sep 3, 2015
North St. Louis County is Indian Country. White man not welcome. Ferguson is the southern edge of North County.
Texas Deputy Slaying: Suspect Shannon Miles Charged in Killing of Darren Goforth
Sat Aug 29, 2015
All his arrests and convictions, and still he had a gun. So much for our gun laws. They evidently only apply to white citizens who have never been arrested for anything.
Protests Erupt After St. Louis Officers Fatally Shoot Mansur Ball-Bey
Thu Aug 20, 2015
The press always refers to "unarmed black teenager Michael Brown," so shouldn't they always refer to this guy as "armed black teenager Mansur Ball-Bey?"
Ferguson Demonstrations: Authorities Declare State of Emergency in St. Louis County
Mon Aug 10, 2015
Twenty-Five Top Quotes from the DOJ's Report on the Michael Brown Shooting [Google "DOJ Report on Shooting of Michael Brown PDF"] 01 The evidence, when viewed as a whole, does not support the conclusion that Wilson’s uses of deadly force were “objectively unreasonable” under the Su …
Kneejerk Reaction? New Air Passenger Seating Scheme Hits Turbulence
Fri Jul 10, 2015
"Horrible idea - looks like no one can get out to go to the bathroom!" That's what Depends are for.
Exclusive: Patient With Extreme Form of TB Sent to NIH
Mon Jun 8, 2015
In reply to: IAMMYOWNWOMAN #3.1 You can have open immigration or you can have a welfare state, but you can't have both for very long.
John Kerry Suffers Broken Leg in Bike Accident in France
Sun May 31, 2015
Gee, I hope he doesn’t get a pulmonary embolism or anything.
Ted Cruz, Onetime High School Drama Geek, Loved Playing the Bad Guy
Thu Apr 9, 2015
Ted drives the Left out of their tiny little minds. He can receive no higher recommendation.
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