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Protests Erupt After St. Louis Officers Fatally Shoot Mansur Ball-Bey
Thu Aug 20, 2015
The press always refers to "unarmed black teenager Michael Brown," so shouldn't they always refer to this guy as "armed black teenager Mansur Ball-Bey?"
Ferguson Demonstrations: Authorities Declare State of Emergency in St. Louis County
Mon Aug 10, 2015
Twenty-Five Top Quotes from the DOJ's Report on the Michael Brown Shooting [Google "DOJ Report on Shooting of Michael Brown PDF"] 01 The evidence, when viewed as a whole, does not support the conclusion that Wilson’s uses of deadly force were “objectively unreasonable” under the Su …
Kneejerk Reaction? New Air Passenger Seating Scheme Hits Turbulence
Fri Jul 10, 2015
"Horrible idea - looks like no one can get out to go to the bathroom!" That's what Depends are for.
Exclusive: Patient With Extreme Form of TB Sent to NIH
Mon Jun 8, 2015
In reply to: IAMMYOWNWOMAN #3.1 You can have open immigration or you can have a welfare state, but you can't have both for very long.
John Kerry Suffers Broken Leg in Bike Accident in France
Sun May 31, 2015
Gee, I hope he doesn’t get a pulmonary embolism or anything.
Ted Cruz, Onetime High School Drama Geek, Loved Playing the Bad Guy
Thu Apr 9, 2015
Ted drives the Left out of their tiny little minds. He can receive no higher recommendation.
Accidental assassin: JFK theory alleges Secret Service agent fumbled gun
Thu Nov 21, 2013
Oswald delivered a fatal shot through Kennedy's neck. He would have died from that wound. The friendly fire was the result of Oswald's attack.
Judge in 'stop-and-frisk' case cites Trayvon Martin's death
Fri Sep 13, 2013
You are absolutely right. George Zimmerman shouldn't have had to fear that Rachel Jeantel would egg Lean-addicted, dope-smoking Saint Skittles into giving an $^^ whooping to the "creepy$^^ crackah rapist" who saw him casing apartments. I know haters like you don't have need of any facts, but Rachel …
What the Zimmerman verdict looks like on the right
Mon Dec 23, 2013
The militant Saint Skittles marches in 100 cities this weekend make sense when considered in context with our corrupt election laws. By doing away with checking voter registrations we have encouraged black people to believe that they have a civil right to steal elections. The logical progressio …
Obama: 'Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago'
Fri Jul 19, 2013
Or not. Nobody knows for sure, especially that fairy queen in the White Hut.
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