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Accidental assassin: JFK theory alleges Secret Service agent fumbled gun
Thu Nov 21, 2013
Oswald delivered a fatal shot through Kennedy's neck. He would have died from that wound. The friendly fire was the result of Oswald's attack.
Judge in 'stop-and-frisk' case cites Trayvon Martin's death
Fri Sep 13, 2013
You are absolutely right. George Zimmerman shouldn't have had to fear that Rachel Jeantel would egg Lean-addicted, dope-smoking Saint Skittles into giving an $^^ whooping to the "creepy$^^ crackah rapist" who saw him casing apartments. I know haters like you don't have need of any facts, but Rachel …
What the Zimmerman verdict looks like on the right
Mon Dec 23, 2013
The militant Saint Skittles marches in 100 cities this weekend make sense when considered in context with our corrupt election laws. By doing away with checking voter registrations we have encouraged black people to believe that they have a civil right to steal elections. The logical progressio …
Obama: 'Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago'
Fri Jul 19, 2013
Or not. Nobody knows for sure, especially that fairy queen in the White Hut.
Trayvon Martin's parents, brother to participate in 100-vigil day
Sat Jul 20, 2013
The Saint Skittles marches make sense when considered in context with our corrupt election laws. By doing away with checking voter registrations we have encouraged black people to believe that they have a civil right to steal elections. The logical progression from there would be to believe that the …
How does it feel to be a problem, black America?
Thu Sep 12, 2013
Black males are 6% of the population, but comprise 49% of the murder victims, and 93% of those murders are committed by other black males, but Melissa says Whitey is the problem.
Mothers' testimony opens, closes day in Zimmerman trial
Fri Jul 5, 2013
Here is what the Trayvon Martin hoax is all about -- Eric Holder and his people consider violent crime against Whitey to be a legitimate career path, and armed Whiteys to be an OSHA violation. They have to drum up some way to take the guns away from Whitey.
Zimmerman case: Is Rachel Jeantel on trial, too?
Thu Oct 3, 2013
Rachel Jeantel is the reason Trayvon Martin is dead, and she knows it. She was on the phone talking trash to Trayvon about the "creepy-ass cracker rapist" following him and how if he was a real gangster he'd give the cracker a beatdown he'd never forget. When Trayvon was killed …
'Nightmare' for American woman held in Mexico, accused of smuggling drugs
Tue May 28, 2013
I always smuggle my marijuana under my seat on a public bus when I only have a few kilos. Doesn't everybody?
Muslim group says spray-painting of Oklahoma mosque may be Boston backlash
Sat Apr 27, 2013
Moslems having a Tawana Brawley moment. Again.
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